Can someone explain to me the rationality behind crazy Holiday shoppers? I mean, today's Target-attending, sales-seeking Christmas shoppers have some sort of 'no guts no glory' judgement in the parking lot. Take for instance today. As I was about to pull into a parking spot in the garage of the Ventura Target, some extremely vicious soccer mom wearing a velour tracksuit nearly smashes into me with her Volkswagen Sharan Mini-Van. Naturally, I thought it was a hate crime. Instead, I encountered a never
ending trend of Holiday-shopping bitches. You know, the type of people whose sights are set out for the Translucent Totable Book Lights or the Jackie's Talking Comedy Calculator - gifts nobody ever wants but gets solely on the basis of frugal discounts. Ugh, who came up with the word 'frugal' anyways? Sounds like a Muppet. Look, I'm not discriminating against people seeking discounts. Hell, I just purchased a 'Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner' halter top because it cost a mere $4.50. But there has to be a balance between cost-cutting and cutting for costs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a car to key.
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